Phoenix Jones to Real Life Superheroes: “Sure other superheroes don’t like me,” he says. “Why? Because they suck at their jobs. Tonight we literally didn’t stop any crime. But we did definitely talk to some drug dealers, we picked up a girl who fell and hit her face on the ground, and we talked to a bunch of different people in Seattle who may now report crime because they talked to us. That’s still 100 times better than every other superhero.”

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